Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.
uhhh…until they’re like oh yeah…I used to love you then dump you on your ass and force you to live with your parents until you outlive them and inherit their house…awesome.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like
“How did a milkshake manage to develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?”
Gone. The saddest word in any language.
this is so effing cute